Wholesome pranks
That would be my nosy ass making all those faces in the back 😂😂😂😂😂
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In which Howl’s Moving Castle is full of those Relatable Millennial Feels
18. February 2019
Sophie
- Convinced she’s fated to be a failure by pervasive societal messages
- Depressed and anxious to the point that leaving the house terrifies her
- Constant excuses to not talk to people
- Wears one color and it is grey (like her soul)
- “I’m eighteen but I’m ninety at heart”
- RAGE
- Has to get away from her home so she moves into a terrifying moving castle bc it’s free and at this point why not
- *everything’s on fire* “This is fine”
- I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THE WORLD WORKS o wait shit fuck
- Feelings? What are those? I only know cleaning.
Howl
- Fancy degree that he has to move to another world to use
- Loves his blood family but just… can’t be around them
- “Why don’t you have a real job”
- Cannot handle responsibility
- Is responsible for things anyway
- “Howl we have no money” “I’m going to buy a skull”
- Embodiment of Do It For The Aesthetic ™
- also “treat yo self”
- Just Can’t anymore and has a meltdown over his hair (aka everything else in his life)
- “Oh no I care for all these people why”
- Overcharges rich people and undercharges poor people bc the system sucks
- Last night on earth? Time to get wasted.
- “I don’t care” he says caringly, while caring deeply.
Michael
- Anxious bab
- What is happening why this plz help
- Stresses out over his homework only to find out the papers had gotten mixed up and he was doing the wrong thing
- “I guess this now” :/
- Better at adulting than the actual adults
- Loves his gf so much and is so openly happy about it
- A bit useless in a crisis
- Tries so hard, gets so far
- Found family is the best family
Calcifer
- “I’m being exploited!”
- Complains about everything
- Bored. Just. So bored. Give him attention.
- Used to be literal star but things went wrong and now he’s living in a fireplace
- Eats everything and anything.
- “Guys I have arms be impressed by my arms”
- Creates a castle for the Aesthetic that also looks like it’s about to fall apart and frightens people.
- Oops he cares about these assholes now time to ride or die for them
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some highlights
Let me eat egg
SO CUTE
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I love how dogs are super cute and soft and sweet and then they open their mouth and theres literal like huge murderspikes in there
Your doodle reminded me of some pictures I have of Mallow
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frozen grape dipped in chilled water
Forbidden dandelion
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I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
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when you change angles and lighting but your selfie still comes out ugly
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for when you want to listen to Girls Just Wanna Have Fun but you only have 49 seconds
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me: I’m an adult now.. It’s scientifically proven that in order to live a healthy lifestyle, you have to go to bed early. So, from now on, my ass is going to bed at 9 pm, no excuses!! Fitness for life, yeah! Sixpack, here I come biatch!
also me at 2:35 am:
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